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2026 – ongoing — My anti-guru productivity app. All the good ideas from every method that actually works, none of the gurus. I use it every day, and I'm probably the only person alive who does. →
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2010 – present — The web studio I've run out of Barnsley since 2010, with James Sheriff and Rich Keys. We started with two grand and a plan to quit when it ran out. Still going, annoyingly. →
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2021 – present — Website hosting and support, run by the whole Genius Division team. The unglamorous half that keeps everything we build from falling over. →
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2022 — My BJJ lifestyle brand. I started it as a blue belt, made a logo and a pile of t-shirts, set up a website, then quit. Like every blue belt does.
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2009 – 2013 — An offensive greetings cards company. I branded it, ran it, designed the cards — and once baited Dom Joly into biting on Twitter for the traffic. Parked, but I still reckon it's a great idea. →
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2008 – 2010 — The creative partnership James Sheriff and I started in 2008 while we still had proper jobs. Wet behind the ears, a bit shit at it, but we made some cool stuff. →
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