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The Banned Words Bin

2021 – present

A recurring feature on The Wednesday Audio: the ever-growing list of words I've banned. Say one anywhere on this site and it gets bleeped, and sent straight here.

Listen to The Wednesday Audio → The original list, in Notion →

The Banned Words Bin is a recurring feature on my podcast, The Wednesday Audio. It’s exactly what it says: an ever-growing list of words and phrases I’ve decided are banned. Mostly the limp, overused, content-marketing nonsense that makes me want to lob my laptop in a canal.

Here’s the trick. Say one of these words anywhere on this site and it gets bleeped out on the spot, then quietly linked back here. Go and have a read of one of my essays or that article about AI and watch the redactions pile up. (Hover a bleeped word if you really must know what was said.)

Curated with love and gr*titude, as the original list puts it. Here’s the bin so far:

‘Do your own research’ Banned
(C)OLDPLAY Banned
10X Banned
7 steps Banned
7 things Literally Banned
A word Mark Dykeman suggested Banned
Actualise Banned
Advert Banned
Advice You Can Apply RIGHT NOW Banned
AI Banned
algorithms Banned
ALL COFFEE AND TYPES OF COFFEE Banned
AMERICANO Banned
atomic habit Banned
authenticity Banned
Back Pain Banned
banned Banned
Banned Not Banned
basic bitch Not Banned
beep Banned
BIG FACTS Banned
Boring Banned
Breakdown Banned
burritos Banned
Burritos Not Banned
cadence Banned
can you double click that for me Banned
chatgpt Banned
Clickbait Banned
compounding Banned
Conflict Banned
content Banned
Content Creator Banned
content production pursuits Banned
Creative Funk Banned
creator Banned
crystallised Banned
curation Banned
Curmudgeon Banned
Curmudgeon Not Banned
dhcmrlchtdj (duhcomerlickturj) Banned
Digital writer Banned
Electric and Gas Banned
engagement Banned
Engagement Tactics Banned
Facts and Figures Banned
game changer Banned
GM Banned
GOING FORWARD Banned
gratitude Banned
Growth Strategy Banned
hack Banned
hashtag Banned
Henchman Banned
I don't know who needs to hear this Banned
infinite games Banned
insight Banned
journey Banned
Late Banned
Latte (because its just a fucking coffee) Banned
LEARNINGS Banned
Let me solution that for you Banned
leverage Banned
LinkedIn Banned
literally Literally Banned
literally Banned
LITERALLY (further banned) Banned
make Not Banned
MEOW Banned
mission Banned
Mission Impossible Not Banned
Narrative Banned
Negativity Banned
Negativity Under Review
never Banned
Niche Banned
Nickleback Banned
Nickleback, dimeback, poundBack, pennybacK Banned
NODE Banned
opportunity Banned
optimum Banned
PERCENT Banned
Peter Andre Banned
pivot Banned
practical Banned
productivity Banned
Purpose Banned
read my story Banned
repeat Banned
Repeat Not Banned
Resonating Banned
revolution Banned
Scale and/or scaling things Banned
sense-making Banned
SEVERAL DELICIOUS CHEESES Banned
SEVERAL DELICIOUS CHEESES Not Banned
Sorry Banned
Sorry Not Banned
Spice Girls Banned
Strategy Banned
tactics Banned
Tagline Banned
The ******* GUY Banned
thoroughly recommend Banned
thread Banned
Thursday Banned
thursdy Banned
Twitter Banned
Un-positive Banned
valuable Banned
value Banned
wisdom Banned
You have a software update Banned
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