2021 – present — A recurring feature on The Wednesday Audio: the ever-growing list of words I've banned. Say one anywhere on this site and it gets bleeped, and sent straight here. → Listen to The Wednesday Audio → The original list, in Notion

2021 – 2025 — My satirical, maniacal podcast about internet hustle culture, seen through the dark eyes of a Wednesday evening. 118 episodes. Not, under any circumstances, self-improvement. → Listen on pod.link → Read along on Substack

2025 — 317 websites in, here's what I'd tell anyone about to build or commission one. 24 hard-won truths. → Watch on YouTube

2025 — No, social media is not "all you need". 5 reasons your business still wants a website of its own. → Watch on YouTube

2024 — What cookie banners and consent platforms actually do, and why the Tower of London comes into it. → Watch on YouTube

2023 — Eye Deers are shy, little fluffy things. → Read it on Substack

2023 — His jaunty joshery hadn’t gone down as well as he’d expected → Read it on Substack

2023 — A club sandwich of shoe bread, if you will → Read it on Substack

2023 — 7 Steps To Writing A Better Substack Post, nope. Flick. 5 Reasons Why I Quit Twitter, nope. Flick. A Deep Study On The Psychology of Human Potential, nope. Flick. → Read it on Substack

2022 — Mark the Social Media Magnate starring in... A Dastardly Plan For World Domination → Read it on Substack