2004 — The first website I ever built — in Dreamweaver, aged 15, for the American football team I played for. Where all of this started. → The original, via the Wayback Machine

The actual guide my AI uses to write like me. Everything on this site runs through it — except the Writing section, which I write myself.

When you see The Not Shit Promise on a page, it means I wrote that one myself, by hand, with no AI. I'll always be honest about which is which.

There isn't any. You're being burgled, remember.

the present — I'm Craig Burgess. I make things. It's hard to say much more than that — so I built a search engine for it instead.