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2026 — Your site's gone quiet and everyone says it looks great. Five checks to tell whose fault that actually is. →
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2026 – ongoing — My anti-guru productivity app. All the good ideas from every method that actually works, none of the gurus. I use it every day, and I'm probably the only person alive who does. →
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2008 – 2026 — Sixteen years of shouting into the void, ranked by how many people liked it. The greatest hits from my Twitter, warts and all. →
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2026 — Everyone's flogging 'GEO'. I pulled the data from 70 sites. AI sends about 1% of your traffic. →
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2009 – present — I keep setting myself the same daft challenge: make one of something, every single day, for a year. Posters, photos, record sleeves, podcasts, doodles. Here's the running tally.
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2026 — On using AI to un-hance things instead of enhancing them. A creative tool aimed at a deliberately weirder website. And a confession: every word and pixel of this site, this one included, is prompted.
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2026 — PageSpeed gives you a score out of 100. Chasing a perfect one is mostly a waste of your time. →
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Where I make videos about websites: roasting bad ones, ranting about Google, occasionally in a wig. Most of my stuff lives here now. →
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2026 — Can a single-page website close a high-ticket sale? I pulled apart a video agency's site to find out. →
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2026 — First Free Feedback Friday: I pull apart a real website (Anoop's) and the hard truth that nobody cares about you. →
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